The Toast Collection
Premium toast products for the discerning degenerates. Everything is hand-crafted with questionable ingredients. FUCK THE FDA! (not really)
Toast-HC™
$14.99Premium toast edibles.
Toasted at 420°F, take one bite and you are higher than Snoop Dogg ever was in his entire life.
Special Toast Mystery Box
$24.99ANYTHING could be inside...
Try your luck and see what you get. It could even be my bathwater™. Im serious.
Exclusive Toaster
$59.99Limited Edition
Ever wanted a toaster that can toast bread... and thats it? Well here you go. Only 500 exist. I keep one.
About toast
The genius individual behind this extremely legitimate store.
Hey, I'm Toast and no, I'm not paracetamol and melatonin addicted (totally). I built this store because I fucking can. What are you gonna do, tell me to stop?
I spend most of my time either larping until sunrise, editing fragmovies that nobody asked for, or taking photos and never looking at them again. I play too many comp shooters and not enough games with actual endings. Most of my favorite media will emotionally destroy you, and I recommend all of it.
If you have read this far you must be really interested in me... 👀
Interests & Hobbies
Novels & Light Novels
I like to listen rather than read most stuff.
Sci-Fi & Thriller
Movies and shows that I will force you to watch.
Tactical Shooters
CS2, Gray Zone Warfare, Insurgency Sandstorm.
Story Games
Death Stranding 2, Horizon Series, Stray.
Photography
Nature & landscape photography. Still a beginner.
Video Editing
Fragmovies & AMVs in After Effects that nobody asked for.
All-Time Favorite Media
Murderbot Diaries
SecUnit is LITERALLY ME
The Mimosa Confessions
Mei Hachimoku's best work imo.
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
Short read, genius story.
Dark Matter
Every version of you should watch this.
As Above, So Below
7 Layers of hell...
Customer Reviews
Totally real reviews from totally real customers. None of these are fabricated. Definitely not. We promise.
Known
2 days ago
“Bought the Toast-HC two times for me and my friend and that shit hits hard, wait 6-7 min and ur be gone”
Exotic
5 days ago
“I bought the Mystery Box. I mean for the cheap price i got some meth. Cool Mystery box.”
Kaguya
1 week ago
“I GOT THE BATHWATER IN THE MYSTERY BOX!!! would def recommend trying to get it (tasted like heaven)”
Saki
1 week ago
“10/10 my toast was melting in my mouth and it gave me wings.”
Kem
2 weeks ago
“the exclusive toaster didnt taste ANYTHING like bread. It tasted like pure metal!!”
Astral
3 weeks ago
“I give these a 10/10! 🤩 These products will surely sell out easily! These are interesting, fun, and are used in every day life! 😋 👍”